Happy birthday to the sister who taught me everything I know… except for how to properly fold fitted sheets.
Wishing you a birthday as awesome as you are, but with fewer wrinkles and gray hairs.
Happy birthday to the sister who always manages to be older, wiser, and cooler than me.
On your birthday, I want to thank you for always being there to share my embarrassments and failures. You’re the best.
Happy birthday to the sister who always has my back… even when I’m in the wrong.
To my big sister on her birthday: You may be older, but I’m taller… in my dreams.
Happy birthday to the sister who always has a solution to my problems… usually by just telling me to “stop being a baby.”
Wishing you a birthday filled with cake, laughter, and no reminders of your age.
Happy birthday to the sister who taught me that a little sarcasm can go a long way.
To my big sister on her birthday: You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more distinguished… and more expensive to shop for.
Happy birthday to the sister who always makes me feel like a star… by constantly reminding me of my shortcomings.
Wishing you a birthday filled with fun, adventure, and just enough wrinkles to add character.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows just what to say… to drive me crazy.
To my big sister on her birthday: You’re like a fine wine, aging gracefully… and becoming more expensive by the year.
Happy birthday to the sister who always has a clever comeback… and never lets me forget my childhood mistakes.
Wishing you a birthday filled with cake, candles, and no reminders of your rapidly approaching mid-life crisis.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me laugh… by reminding me of our family photos.
To my big sister on her birthday: You’re not just getting older, you’re getting better… at telling me what to do.
Happy birthday to the sister who always has a shoulder to cry on… and a tissue ready for when I inevitably ruin her shirt.
Wishing you a birthday filled with joy, laughter, and no reminders of how much taller and smarter your little sister is becoming.
“Happy birthday to the world’s greatest big sister. May your day be filled with cake, laughter, and all the things that make you happy… except for me.”
“Wishing you a birthday that’s as amazing as you are, but with fewer aches and pains… and more wine.”
“Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been there for me… even when I didn’t deserve it.”
“May your birthday be filled with joy, laughter, and all the things you love… except for vegetables.”
“Happy birthday to my sister, who has always been smarter, wiser,
“Happy birthday to my big sister! You may be older, but I’ll always be taller in my dreams.”
“Wishing you a birthday that’s as wild and crazy as you are, but with fewer hangovers.”
“Happy birthday to the sister who taught me everything I know… except how to fold fitted sheets.”
“May your birthday be filled with cake, laughter, and all the things that make you happy… except for my bad jokes.”
“Happy birthday to the sister who always has my back… even when I’m wrong.”
“Wishing you a birthday as awesome as you are, but with fewer wrinkles and gray hairs.”
“Happy birthday to the sister who always makes me feel like a star… by constantly reminding me of my shortcomings.”
“May your birthday be filled with joy, laughter, and no reminders of your rapidly approaching mid-life crisis.”
“Happy birthday to the sister who always has a clever comeback… and never lets me forget my childhood mistakes.”
“Wishing you a birthday filled with fun, adventure, and just enough wrinkles to add character.”
“Happy birthday to the sister who always knows just what to say… to drive me crazy.”
“May your birthday be filled with cake, candles, and no reminders of your age.”
“Happy birthday to the sister who taught me that a little sarcasm can go a long way.”
“Wishing you a birthday filled with joy, laughter, and no reminders of how much taller and smarter your little sister is becoming.”
“Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me laugh… by reminding me of our family photos.”
“May your birthday be filled with fun, adventure, and no reminders of your rapidly approaching old age.”
“Happy birthday to the sister who always has a solution to my problems… usually by just telling me to “stop being a baby.”
“Wishing you a birthday filled with cake, laughter, and all the things you love… except for vegetables.”
“Happy birthday to the sister who always has a shoulder to cry on… and a tissue ready for when I inevitably ruin her shirt.”
“May your birthday be filled with joy, laughter, and no reminders of how much taller and smarter your little brother is becoming.”
Happy birthday to my big sister, who taught me everything I know…except how to stay out of trouble! Have a great one!
Happy birthday to the world’s best big sister! I’m sure you’re proud of me for remembering your birthday…finally!
Dear big sister, on your special day, I just want to remind you that you’re getting older…but you’re still not as old as mom and dad! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the coolest big sister ever! If only you could share some of that coolness with me…
Happy birthday, big sis! I hope you have an amazing day filled with love, laughter, and cake! Just don’t forget to save some for me.
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always gets to be the boss…except on her birthday, when she has to share the cake!
Happy birthday, big sis! I hope your day is as fabulous as you are…and that you don’t mind sharing some of your fabulousness with me.
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me laugh…even if it’s at her own expense!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been there to help me out…even when I didn’t want her help. Thanks for putting up with me!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been like a second mom to me…except without all the annoying rules! Love you, sis!
Happy birthday, big sis! I hope your day is as awesome as you are…and that you don’t mind sharing some of the cake with me.
Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been there to lend an ear…even when she didn’t want to hear what I had to say!
Happy birthday, big sis! You may be getting older, but you’re still young enough to party…or at least young enough to pretend!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to have a good time…even if it means embarrassing me in public!
Happy birthday, big sis! I hope you have a day as amazing as you are…and that you don’t mind sharing some of the presents with me.
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me smile…even when I’m feeling down. Love you, sis!
Happy birthday, big sis! I hope your day is filled with lots of love, laughter, and cake…and that you don’t mind sharing some of the cake with me.
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me feel better…even if it means giving me a piece of her mind!
Happy birthday, big sis! You may be getting older, but you’re still young enough to party…as long as you don’t party too hard and forget to save some cake for me!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been my biggest supporter…even when I didn’t deserve it. Thanks for always being there for me, sis!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who’s like a second mom to me…except she never let me get away with anything!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re getting older, but at least you’re not as old as mom and dad…yet!
Happy birthday to the sister who always stole my clothes…and then gave them back to me wrinkled and smelling like perfume. Love you anyway, sis!
Happy birthday, big sis! I hope your day is as fabulous as you are…and that you don’t mind sharing some of that fabulousness with me!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me laugh…even if it’s at her own expense!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re not just a sister to me, you’re also a friend…except when you steal my food!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who’s always been my role model…except when it comes to fashion!
Happy birthday, big sis! I hope your day is as awesome as you are…and that you don’t mind sharing some of the cake with me.
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to have a good time…even if it means embarrassing me in public!
Happy birthday, big sis! You may be getting older, but you’re still young enough to party…or at least young enough to pretend!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who taught me everything I know…except how to keep my room clean!
Happy birthday, big sis! I hope your day is filled with lots of love, laughter, and cake…and that you don’t mind sharing some of the cake with me.
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me smile…even when I’m feeling down. Love you, sis!
Happy birthday, big sis! I hope you have a day as amazing as you are…and that you don’t mind sharing some of the presents with me.
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me feel better…even if it means making fun of me!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re like a fine wine…you just keep getting better with age!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always has the best advice…even if I don’t always listen!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re not just a sister, you’re also my partner in crime…especially when it comes to sneaking snacks at midnight!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me laugh…even when I’m supposed to be mad at her!
Happy birthday, big sis! I hope your day is as special as you are…and that you don’t mind sharing some of the cake with me.
Happy birthday to my big sister, who’s always been the boss of the family…and let’s be real, you’re probably still the boss!
Happy birthday, big sis! You may be getting older, but you’re still young enough to be the life of the party…or at least young enough to try!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me feel better…even if it means buying me ice cream!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re not just my sister, you’re also my personal comedian…even if your jokes are a little cheesy!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who’s always been the responsible one…except when it comes to buying shoes!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re like a superhero to me…except you don’t wear a cape, you wear pajamas all day!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to put a smile on my face…even when I’m feeling grumpy.
Happy birthday, big sis! I hope you have a day as awesome as you are…and that you don’t mind sharing some of the birthday cake with me.
Happy birthday to my big sister, who’s always been the cool one…even if you did make me listen to your boy band music growing up!
Happy birthday, big sis! You may be getting older, but you’re still young enough to chase your dreams…or at least young enough to take a nap!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me feel special…even if it means buying me a small gift!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re not just a sister, you’re also my partner in crime…especially when it comes to eating junk food!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me feel loved…even when you’re stealing my food!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re like a fine wine…you just keep getting more expensive with age!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me feel important…even if it means giving me the last slice of cake!
Happy birthday, big sis! I hope your day is as fabulous as you are…and that you don’t mind sharing some of the birthday presents with me.
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me feel better…even if it means making me watch a bad movie with her!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re not just my sister, you’re also my personal stylist…even if you did make me wear some questionable outfits growing up!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me laugh…even when I’m supposed to be mad at her!
Happy birthday, big sis! You may be getting older, but you’re still young enough to be my partner in crime…especially when it comes to sneaking cookies from the cookie jar!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who’s always been there for me…even when I accidentally broke your favorite toy!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re not just my sister, you’re also my personal therapist…even if you don’t always have the best advice!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me smile…even when you’re embarrassing me in front of my friends!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re like a second mom to me…except you don’t give me an allowance!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who’s always been the life of the party…even if you’re now the life of the party in your pajamas!
Happy birthday, big sis! You may be getting older, but you’re still young enough to be the cool aunt…or at least young enough to pretend to be!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me feel better…even if it means telling me a bad joke!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re not just my sister, you’re also my personal chef…even if you burn everything!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me feel better…even if it means letting me win at board games!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re like a fine cheese…you just keep getting better with age!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me feel better…even if it means singing a song off-key!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re not just my sister, you’re also my personal driver…even if you take forever to get ready!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me feel loved…even if it means giving me a noogie!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re like a superhero to me…except your superpower is being able to sleep for 12 hours straight!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me feel better…even if it means letting me have the remote control!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re not just my sister, you’re also my personal makeup artist…even if you’re not very good at it!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me feel better…even if it means sharing your secret stash of candy!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re like a fine wine…you just keep getting more wrinkled with age!
Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knows how to make me feel better…even if it means telling me embarrassing stories about yourself!
Happy birthday, big sis! You’re not just my sister, you’re also my personal coach…even if you don’t always give me good advice!