Funny Sister Birthday Wishes | Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister
Happy birthday to my sister, who’s older than me but still acts like a kid. Never change!
Happy birthday to the sister who always outsmarted me, even though I thought I was the smarter one.
Happy birthday to the one who taught me how to be sarcastic and funny. You’re still the queen of witty comebacks!
Happy birthday to my favorite sister. Don’t tell the others I said that.
Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been my partner in crime – even when the crime was just eating a whole pizza.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knew how to make me laugh – even when I didn’t want to.
Happy birthday to the one who stole my clothes and then pretended she didn’t know where they were.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always had the best fashion sense – until I started dressing better.
Happy birthday to the sister who still thinks she’s 21 – even though her knees tell a different story.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to have a good time – even if it means embarrassing herself a little.
Happy birthday to the one who always knew how to get on my nerves, but who I love anyway.
Happy birthday to the sister who always had the messiest room – and still does.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make the best out of a bad situation.
Happy birthday to the one who always had the coolest toys – until I broke them all.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always said she was going to marry Leonardo DiCaprio, but ended up with someone even better.
Happy birthday to the sister who never forgets to send me a birthday wish – even if it’s a day late.
Happy birthday to the one who always knows how to comfort me – even when I don’t want to be comforted.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows the best way to annoy our parents.
Happy birthday to the one who always knows the right thing to say – even if it’s not what I want to hear.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make a party a real party.
Happy birthday to the one who always ate the last slice of pizza, but who always shared her candy with me.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make the best homemade ice cream.
Happy birthday to the one who always knew how to make me feel better – even if it was just with a hug.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make the perfect cup of coffee.
Happy birthday to the one who always makes me smile – even on the toughest days.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make the best jokes.
Happy birthday to the one who always knows how to have a good time – even if it means being a little silly.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make the best cocktails.
Happy birthday to the one who always knows how to get me out of a bad mood.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make the best cakes.
Happy birthday to the one who always knows how to make me laugh – even if it’s at my own expense.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make the best pasta sauce.
Happy birthday to the one who always knows how to give the best advice.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make the best margaritas.
Happy birthday to my favorite sister! If you weren’t my sister, I’d still want to hang out with you.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope you enjoy your birthday cake, but not as much as I’m going to enjoy stealing a bite of it.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me laugh. Even when you’re not trying to be funny.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of me stealing your clothes and pretending they’re mine.
Happy birthday to my older sister, who always used to beat me up when we were kids. Just kidding, you were never strong enough.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is as fabulous as you are, and that you don’t embarrass me too much when we go out tonight.
Happy birthday to the sister who always got the bigger piece of cake. It’s okay, I’m not bitter or anything.
Happy birthday, sis! I’m so glad you’re my sister, and not just because you always know how to fix my hair.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make me feel better – even if it’s just with a funny meme.
Happy birthday to the sister who never misses a chance to prank me, even when it’s not April Fool’s Day.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope you have a day filled with laughter, love, and lots of cake. And if you can share some of that cake, that would be great.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to find the funniest YouTube videos.
Happy birthday to the sister who always makes me smile, even when I don’t want to.
Happy birthday, sis! I’m so glad we’re siblings, even if you do always steal the spotlight.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to turn a bad day into a good one.
Happy birthday to the one who always knows how to make the best margaritas. Here’s to a night of celebrating you!
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is as fabulous as you are, and that you get everything you wish for – except for that pony you keep asking for.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to find the best deals on shoes.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of us getting into trouble together.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make me laugh, even when I’m in a bad mood.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of you being older than me, but not necessarily wiser.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to throw a great party.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is filled with love, laughter, and lots of embarrassing stories.
Happy birthday to the one who always knows how to make the best chocolate chip cookies.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope you have a day filled with happiness, love, and lots of Instagram-worthy pictures.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to find the funniest memes.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of us being the coolest siblings around.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me feel better, even if it’s just with a silly joke.
Happy birthday to the sister who always reminds me that I’m the second favorite child.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is filled with more cake than you can handle, and more wine than you probably should handle.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make me laugh, even when I don’t want to.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of you pretending to be the favorite child.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make the perfect cup of tea.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is filled with presents, cake, and lots of embarrassing childhood photos.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make me smile, even when I’m having a terrible day.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is as fabulous as you are, and that you don’t let anyone else steal your thunder.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make the perfect playlist for any occasion.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of you trying to convince me that you’re younger than me.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make me laugh until I cry.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is filled with all your favorite things – including me, of course.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to find the funniest cat videos.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of you being the best sister ever – even if I don’t say it often enough.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make the perfect s’mores.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is as amazing as you are, and that you get everything you wish for – except for that pony you keep asking for.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me feel better, even when I’m feeling my worst.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of us being the dynamic duo.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make the best pancakes.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is filled with love, laughter, and lots of wine.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make the best mixed drinks.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of us being the coolest sisters around.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make me feel better, even when I’m being ridiculous.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is as wonderful as you are, and that you don’t let anyone else steal your spotlight.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make the best guacamole.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of us being partners in crime.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make the best apple pie.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is filled with all your favorite things – including me, of course.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me laugh, even when I’m feeling down.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of you pretending you’re the better-looking sibling.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make the best chili.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is as amazing as you are, and that you don’t
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make the best chili.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of you telling me how much better things were “back in your day.”
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me laugh with your ridiculous stories.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is filled with lots of chocolate – because we both know that’s the key to happiness.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make me look good in photos.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of you being the funniest person I know.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make the best margaritas.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is filled with lots of cake, wine, and really bad dance moves.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make me feel better by telling me embarrassing stories about yourself.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of you pretending that we’re not related in public.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make the best popcorn.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is filled with all the things that make you happy – including a really good nap.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make me laugh until I can’t breathe.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of you pretending that you’re not the one who stole my favorite shirt.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make the best lasagna.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is filled with lots of love and happiness – and maybe a few shots of tequila.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make me smile with your silly jokes.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of you pretending that you’re not secretly my favorite sibling.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make the best brownies.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is filled with lots of laughter, joy, and cake – because we both know that’s what life’s all about.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make me feel better by letting me vent about my problems.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of you pretending that you’re not the one who ate all the cookies.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make the best mac and cheese.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is filled with lots of fun, happiness, and a really good hair day.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make me laugh with your ridiculous dance moves.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of you pretending that you’re not secretly jealous of my amazing fashion sense.
Happy birthday to the sister who always knows how to make the best potato salad.
Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is filled with lots of love, laughter, and a few glasses of wine.
Happy birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make me feel better by reminding me that we’re in this together.
Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of you pretending that you’re not the one who broke my favorite vase.