Funny Older Sister Birthday Memes | Big Sister Funny Birthday Memes
Happy Birthday to my favorite older sister (don’t tell the others)!
You may be getting older, but at least you’re not getting any wiser!
Happy Birthday to the sister who still owes me for all those childhood haircuts!
Another year older? Don’t worry, you’re still not as old as me!
Happy Birthday to the one who always got away with everything (and still does)!
I’m not saying you’re old, but your childhood memories are in black and white.
Happy Birthday to the sister who always got the biggest piece of cake (not bitter at all)!
Another year, another excuse to eat cake (and pretend it’s good for you)!
I’m not saying you’re old, but I’m pretty sure you invented fire (happy birthday anyway)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me laugh (even if it’s at her own expense)!
Another year, another opportunity to prove that age is just a number (and a big one at that)!
I’m not saying you’re old, but you were around when they filmed the first Jurassic Park movie!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always makes me feel better about my own bad decisions!
Another year, another chance to show off your dance moves (or lack thereof)!
I’m not saying you’re old, but you remember when people used to say “dial-up” instead of “internet”!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to throw a party (even if it’s just a party for one)!
Another year, another opportunity to show off your wrinkles (just kidding, you look great)!
I’m not saying you’re old, but you’re starting to resemble our mother (don’t worry, she’s still beautiful)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to make the best of a bad situation (even if it involves a lot of wine)!
Another year, another chance to pretend that you’re not getting older (even though we both know you are)!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who is still older than me (but not wiser)!
You’re not old, you’re just well-seasoned! Happy Birthday!
I hope your birthday is as fabulous as you are (which is saying a lot)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always made me laugh (even when she didn’t mean to)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just getting better (like a fine wine)!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who is still trying to catch up to my level of maturity!
Congrats, you’ve made it another year without killing me! Happy Birthday!
You’re not getting older, you’re just leveling up! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to party (even if it’s just in her PJs)!
You’re not old, you’re just retro-cool! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who still owes me for all the times she borrowed my clothes (and never returned them)!
Don’t worry about getting older, just enjoy the fact that you’re still younger than me! Happy Birthday!
You’re not old, you’re just well-preserved (like a jar of pickles)! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always makes me look good by comparison!
You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to becoming a crazy cat lady (just kidding, you’re not there yet)! Happy Birthday!
Congrats on surviving another year of being my older sister! Happy Birthday!
You’re not old, you’re just a classic! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who still thinks she’s cooler than me (even though we both know the truth)!
Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to make bad decisions (and old enough to know better)! Happy Birthday!
You’re not getting older, you’re just increasing in value (like a rare coin)! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who is still trying to catch up to my level of coolness!
You may be getting older, but you’re still the coolest older sister in town!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me smile (even when I don’t want to)!
You’re not old, you’re just a classic vintage model! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who still hasn’t figured out how to take a good selfie (but we love you anyway)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to becoming a grandma (just kidding, you’re still young)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to rock a new hairstyle (even if it’s a disaster)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more distinguished (like a fine gentleman)!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who still thinks she’s the boss (even though we all know who really runs the show)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more experienced (at life, not at being old)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me laugh (even when I don’t want to)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more interesting (like a good book)!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who always knows how to have a good time (even if it’s just drinking wine and watching Netflix)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more fabulous (if that’s even possible)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me feel better (even if it’s just with a pint of ice cream)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more sophisticated (like a fine wine)!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who still hasn’t learned how to cook (but we love your burnt toast anyway)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more charming (if that’s even possible)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me feel loved (even when we’re fighting like cats and dogs)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more lovable (if that’s even possible)! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who still hasn’t figured out how to use emojis (but we love your old-school texts anyway)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just leveling up (and unlocking new achievements)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to party (even if it’s just with a cup of tea)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more refined (like a good cheese)!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who still thinks she can beat me at video games (even though we both know the truth)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more sophisticated (like a fine cheese)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to have a good time (even if it’s just dancing in your pajamas)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more experienced (at being awesome)!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make me laugh (even if it’s at her own jokes)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more legendary (like a unicorn)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me feel better (even if it’s just with a hug)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more valuable (like a rare gem)!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who still hasn’t learned how to parallel park (but we love your driving anyway)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more epic (like a superhero)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me feel special (even if it’s just with a simple gesture)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more distinguished (like a good wine)!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who still hasn’t figured out how to use a selfie stick (but we love your awkward photos anyway)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more iconic (like a legend)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me feel happy (even when I’m feeling down)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more priceless (like a rare painting)!
Happy Birthday to my older sister, who always made me feel like I had the cooler hand-me-downs.
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a more seasoned expert on life!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who still doesn’t know the lyrics to our favorite songs (but that’s okay, you still sound amazing)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more of a classic (like a vintage car)!
Happy Birthday to my older sister, who always made me feel like I had a personal stylist.
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more valuable (like a rare antique)!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who always knows how to make me laugh (even when I don’t want to)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more refined (like a good wine)!
Happy Birthday to my older sister, who always made me feel like I had a personal chef (even if it was just microwave popcorn)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more distinguished (like a fine wine)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to throw a great party (even if it’s just a party for two)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more experienced (at being fabulous)!
Happy Birthday to my older sister, who always made me feel like I had a personal life coach (even if it was just a pep talk)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more iconic (like a fashion icon)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me feel better (even if it’s just with a silly joke)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more legendary (like a mythical creature)!
Happy Birthday to my older sister, who always made me feel like I had a personal chauffeur (even if it was just a ride to the mall)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more awesome (if that’s even possible)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me feel special (even if it’s just with a text)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more valuable (like a rare gem)!
Happy Birthday to my older sister, who still thinks she’s the boss (but we all know who’s really in charge)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic (like a timeless movie)!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who still can’t resist a good bargain (even if it means buying things we don’t need)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more seasoned (like a good steak)!
Happy Birthday to my older sister, who always made me feel like I had a personal assistant (even if it was just a favor)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more sophisticated (like a fine whiskey)!
Happy Birthday to my sister, who still hasn’t figured out how to use social media (but we love your posts anyway)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more distinguished (like a respected elder)!
Happy Birthday to my older sister, who always made me feel like I had a personal shopper (even if it was just thrift store finds)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more refined (like a good cheese)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to have a good time (even if it’s just a night in with Netflix)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more experienced (at living your best life)!
Happy Birthday to my older sister, who always made me feel like I had a personal comedian (even if it was just puns)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more iconic (like a cultural icon)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me feel better (even if it’s just with a silly dance)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more valuable (like a cherished family heirloom)!
Happy Birthday to my older sister, who always made me feel like I had a personal librarian (even if it was just book recommendations)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more awesome (like a superhero)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me feel special (even if it’s just with a funny meme)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more distinguished (like a distinguished gentleman or lady)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who still hasn’t figured out how to adult (but we love you anyway)!
You’re not old, you’re just a classic (like a vintage car)!
Happy Birthday to my older sister, who’s still trying to figure out how to use technology (but we’ll teach you)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just increasing in value (like a fine wine)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who’s always been my partner in crime (even if we only got into mischief as kids)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more distinguished (like a fine piece of art)!
Happy Birthday to my older sister, who always made me feel like the younger one (even though we’re only a few years apart)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic (like a timeless song)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to make me laugh (even if it’s just with a silly face)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more refined (like a luxury car)!
Happy Birthday to my older sister, who still hasn’t figured out how to cook (but we love your burnt offerings)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more valuable (like a rare diamond)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to have fun (even if it’s just a game of cards)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more distinguished (like a statesman or woman)!
Happy Birthday to my older sister, who still can’t resist a good bargain (even if it means going to five different stores)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more iconic (like a famous celebrity)!
Happy Birthday to the sister who always knows how to lift my spirits (even if it’s just with a funny joke)!
You’re not old, you’re just becoming more distinguished (like a fine wine)!
Happy Birthday to my older sister, who always made me feel like I had a personal chauffeur (even if it was just a ride to school)!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more sophisticated (like a gourmet meal)!