Happy birthday to my younger (and shorter) brother! I hope you grow taller and wiser this year. Congratulations on surviving another year, bro! Happy birthday and may your next year be filled with even more dumb decisions for me to laugh at. Happy birthday to my little brother, who still needs a babysitter on weekends! … Read more
Happy birthday to my sister, who is proof that age is just a number, and maturity is optional! Wishing a happy birthday to my sister, who is not just a year older, but also a year closer to becoming a crazy cat lady. Happy birthday to my sister, who always keeps me on my toes … Read more
Happy birthday to my favorite sister – just don’t tell the others! It’s your birthday, sis! Can we just pretend I got you a gift and call it a day? As your older brother, it’s my job to remind you that you’re still not as cool as me. Happy birthday, anyway! You’re not just my … Read more
“Happy birthday to the sister I never had, but I’m so glad I inherited. Enjoy your day, even if it’s not as fabulous as you are.” “Wishing a very happy birthday to the sister-in-law who’s been my fashion advisor, taste tester, and designated driver all rolled into one.” “Sending birthday wishes to the sister-in-law who … Read more
Happy birthday to my favorite sister-in-law! May your birthday be as wonderful as you are. Here’s to the sister-in-law who’s almost as amazing as my own sibling. Almost. Happy birthday! May your birthday be filled with laughter, cake, and all the things that make you happy. Happy birthday, sister-in-law! To the sister-in-law who’s always there … Read more
Happy birthday to my sister, who is always there to make me laugh, even when I don’t want to. Wishing you a birthday filled with laughter, cake, and all your favorite things. Just don’t eat all the cake before I get there! On your birthday, I promise to return all the embarrassing childhood photos I … Read more