Big Sister Birthday Funny Wishes

Big Sister Birthday Funny Wishes | Big Sister Birthday Funny

Happy birthday to my big sister, who taught me everything I know (except for how to keep my room clean)!

Congratulations on surviving another year of being my big sister. Happy birthday!

You may be getting older, but you’ll always be my big sister. Happy birthday!

They say wisdom comes with age, but I’m not sure that’s true for my big sister. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the best big sister a little sibling could ask for. And yes, I’m buttering you up for that birthday present.

You’re not just my big sister, you’re my partner in crime. Happy birthday!

I used to think that being the baby of the family was the best, but now I see that having a big sister like you is pretty awesome too. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who always seems to know just what to say (even if it’s not what I want to hear).

Thank you for always being there for me, my big sister. And now it’s time for you to be there for some cake and presents! Happy birthday!

To the world, you may be just a big sister, but to me, you are a superhero. Happy birthday!

You may have been born before me, but I’ll always be the cooler sibling. Just kidding, big sis. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been my biggest supporter and fiercest protector.

As my big sister, you are required to be a role model for me. So far, you’re doing an okay job. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the one person who has known me the longest, my big sister. Thanks for putting up with me all these years!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has taught me the value of sharing (especially when it comes to clothes).

I don’t know what I would do without you, my big sister. Probably fail at life. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been there to lift me up and make me laugh (even when I don’t want to).

I can always count on my big sister to have my back. And a slice of cake for me. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been the smart one in the family (even if she doesn’t always act like it).

I hope your birthday is as amazing as my big sister is. Which is pretty amazing, if you ask me!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who always makes me feel like the favorite sibling (even if I’m not).

Thank you for being the best big sister ever, and for letting me tag along on all your adventures. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who is the one person I can always count on to make me smile

My big sister may be older, but I’m the one who is wiser. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been my first friend and my biggest fan.

No matter how old you get, my big sister, you’ll always be younger than me (in spirit, anyway). Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the one person who always knows how to make me laugh, my big sister.

My big sister has always been a trendsetter. She was born first, after all. Happy birthday!

I may be the baby of the family, but my big sister is the real baby. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been the guinea pig for our family’s experiments (and survived)!

Congratulations on another year of being my big sister. It’s not easy, but someone has to do it. Happy birthday!

You may be getting older, but you’ll always be my big sister. And I’ll always be the baby of the family. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the only person who can give me a wedgie and a hug at the same time, my big sister.

You may be older, but I’m the wiser sibling. Just kidding, big sis. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been the boss (even when she wasn’t).

Thanks for always taking the blame when I did something wrong, my big sister. And happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been the responsible one in the family (except for that one time in college).

You may have been born before me, but I’m the better looking sibling. Just kidding, big sis. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been my partner in crime (even when I didn’t want to be).

I may be the baby of the family, but my big sister is the one who still throws tantrums. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the one person who has always known me better than anyone else, my big sister.

You may be my big sister, but I’m the one who is more mature. Just kidding, happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been the one to steal my clothes (and my heart).

I don’t know what I would do without you, my big sister. Probably wear mismatched socks every day. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the person who has always been the better athlete, my big sister (except for that one time when I beat her in a race).

I may not have always listened to you, my big sister, but I’ve always appreciated your advice. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been the one to make me laugh (even when I don’t want to).

You may be the big sister, but I’m the one who always gets carded at the bar. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been the one to lend me money (and then forget to ask for it back).

Thank you for being the best big sister ever, and for always making me feel loved. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been the one to share her wisdom (even if I didn’t always listen).

My big sister may be older, but I’m the one who is more adventurous. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the person who has always been the one to take care of me, my big sister.

I may be the baby of the family, but my big sister is the real baby. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been the one to keep me in line (even when I didn’t want to be).

You may be the big sister, but I’m the one with the better dance moves. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the one person who always knows how to make me smile, my big sister.

My big sister may be older, but I’m the one who is more tech-savvy. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the person who has always been the better cook, my big sister (except for that one time when I made a better cake).

I may be the baby of the family, but my big sister is the real diva. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been the one to tease me (even when I didn’t want to be teased).

You may be my big sister, but I’m the one who always gets more birthday presents. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the one person who has always been the better driver, my big sister (except for that one time when she hit a mailbox).

My big sister may be older, but I’m the one who is more fashionable. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been the one to boss me around (even when I didn’t want to be bossed).

Thank you for always being there for me, my big sister. Even when I didn’t want you to be. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the person who has always been the better student, my big sister (except for that one time when I got a better grade).

You may be the big sister, but I’m the one who always gets more attention. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been the one to beat me at board games (except for that one time when I cheated).

I may be the baby of the family, but my big sister is the real drama queen. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been the one to embarrass me in public (even when I begged her not to).

You may be my big sister, but I’m the one who always wins at arm wrestling. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the person who has always been the better artist, my big sister (except for that one time when I drew a better picture).

My big sister may be older, but I’m the one who is more outgoing. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been the one to make me do her chores (even when I didn’t want to).

Thank you for always looking out for me, my big sister. Even when I didn’t want you to. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the person who has always been the better singer, my big sister (except for that one time when I sang better in the shower).

You may be the big sister, but I’m the one who always gets more compliments. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been the one to steal my friends (and then forget to introduce me to hers).

I may be the baby of the family, but my big sister is the real mastermind. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who has always been the one to make me clean her room (even when I didn’t want to).

You may be my big sister, but I’m the one who always gets more likes on social media. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the person who has always been the better storyteller, my big sister (except for that one time when I made a better joke).

My big sister may be older, but I’m the one who is more adventurous. Just kidding! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the person who always took the blame for everything I did growing up! Thanks, big sis!

Happy birthday to the one who taught me everything I know – except how to keep a straight face when you tell a bad joke.

Happy birthday to my big sister, who still owes me 20 bucks from when we were kids.

Happy birthday to the one who always used to hog the bathroom mirror, but who I love anyway!

Happy birthday to my big sister, who always let me win at board games (even when I knew she could have crushed me).

You may be older, but I’m still the favorite. Just kidding! Happy birthday, big sis!

Happy birthday to the one who used to tell me bedtime stories when I was little, even when they were the scariest ones ever.

Happy birthday to the one who always snatched the last cookie from the jar before I could get to it.

Happy birthday to the one who always made me go to bed early, but now complains about how tired she is all the time.

Happy birthday to the one who always said she was going to marry Justin Timberlake, but ended up with someone better – her loving husband!

Happy birthday to the one who always played dress-up with me, even when I insisted on dressing up as a monster.

Happy birthday to my big sister, who never hesitated to stick up for me – unless I was the one she was arguing with.

Happy birthday to the one who taught me how to ride a bike – and then pushed me down the hill without telling me how to brake!

Happy birthday to the one who used to steal my clothes and then pretend she didn’t know where they were.

Happy birthday to my big sister, who I always looked up to (mostly because she’s taller than me).

Happy birthday to the one who taught me how to drive – and then never let me drive her car again.

Happy birthday to my big sister, who always made sure I knew I wasn’t the favorite – but who loved me anyway.

Happy birthday to the one who always got me into trouble, but who also always got me out of trouble.

Happy birthday to the one who used to make me play “house” and then made me be the dog.

Happy birthday to my big sister, who used to get me in trouble with our parents – but who now helps me get out of trouble with my own kids.

Happy birthday to the one who always knew how to make me laugh, even when I didn’t want to.

Happy birthday to my big sister, who always had the coolest toys – until I broke them all.

Happy birthday to the one who always made me try new foods – even when they looked gross.

Happy birthday to the one who always made me do her chores, but who also always shared her candy with me.

Happy birthday to my big sister, who always knew how to make a bad day better.

Happy birthday to the one who always helped me with my homework – even when she didn’t know the answers.

Happy birthday to my big sister, who always had the best fashion sense – until I started dressing better.

Happy birthday to the one who always made me go outside and play – even when I wanted to stay inside and watch TV.

Happy birthday to the one who always used to tease me about my crushes – but who now has the best husband of all.

Happy birthday to my big sister, who always had the best birthday parties – until I started throwing better ones.